Though new creeds don't come along all that often, Australian Christians have put one together to clarify the Bible's position on sexuality, helping teach the church and protect Christians from woke government and corporate tyranny.
Professor Holloway's student has unfortunately begun attending a Christian group on campus. But all is not lost; our cunning demonic guide sees this as an opportunity to twist the faith into a distorted reflection of its true form.
Many churches are attempting to find a half-way house between becoming fully affirming of homosexuality, and being considered bigots. But the ideas behind celibate gay theology sell the gospel short.